Catch me if you can...

[jayashree s kumar]

I had a hearty laughter on reading an anecdote recently and want to share it with you all, friends....

Once a guy went to a gym to reduce his weight. The Gym had an Ad saying that weight of 5kgs, 10kgs,20kgs can be reduced in a single day if one joins it.

So our guy asked the manager that he wanted to reduce 5Kgs. He was taken into the gym where there were ladders, parallel bars and such equipments.
The Manager left and very soon the guy saw a young and beautiful girl standing far away with a Sign board saying "If you catch me, i am yours". Immediately the guy ran towards her. When he neared her, she started running and the chase began and they went up the ladder, down the ladder, over the parallel bars, below the bars....Then suddenly the girl vanished behind a door.

Now the Manager came and weighed the guy.His weight was reduced exactly by 5Kgs. He was happy and left after paying the fees.

On coming out, he thought, "Jesus, if I had run a little faster, I could have got hold of the girl and she would have been mine."

So again he went to the Gym. He told the Manager that he wanted to reduce 20 Kgs now.

The door opened and out came a .......


Gorilla with a sign board which said.....


"If I catch you, you are mine...."